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Rereading the previous post suggests that email is somewhat unreliable. Next question:
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ma: We want to circumcise our new son in order to save him from the trauma of the locker room. Is this a good idea?
me: Not at all. 'Locker-room trauma' is a subjective thing. I presume you mean that you want your son to look like the other boys while in the locker room, in order that he avoid teasing concerning his uncircumcised penis. Bad idea. Instruct your son to reply to penile criticism by pointing out that, whereas most boys cannot emulate his penis, he can emulate theirs by simply 'skinning it back.' They will immediately get the idea. Warning: some Jewish boys will be enraged and will want to circumcise your son immediately. Your son should be ready to defend against this understandable Jewish reaction. Do you live in New York City, by chance?
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This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency you would have been instructed to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
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