Go in Peace.

(1)
I trust that you have been warned. I trust that you have been warned never to ask questions, the answers to which you do not really want to know. I trust that you understand the very dangerous state into which you have placed yourselves: the state of being able to read the questions on this blog, and the answers to those questions. It is a very dangerous position. I warn you: Flee! Forget this website. Go in peace. Now! Immediately!
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(Pause, while ordinary people take the advice above. Several minutes later we are justified in answering the very first question:)
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I1: (first idiot) I must be here by mistake. I was looking for pussy.
me: We only serve pictures of pussy here. Not actual pussy.
I1: Good enough!
me: I conjecture that you are a young man. Correct?
I1: Correct!
me: And you found us via Blogger Play?
I1: Exactly. How did you know?!
me: Guess. How old are you?
I1: Thirteen.
me: Circumcised?
I1: Not yet.
me: Go in peace.
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